eludednightmares:


You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

eludednightmares:

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You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

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Have you ever met someone 

And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.

And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.

The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.

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i-am-kind-of-strange:


“I know, I pick up the roles other actresses don’t want. When there’s movies where there are two sisters and one’s the uglier sister, there’s always no actress that wants to go for it. I’m like, why not! They’re the best roles!”


I love this woman so fucking much.

Bby omg

i-am-kind-of-strange:

“I know, I pick up the roles other actresses don’t want. When there’s movies where there are two sisters and one’s the uglier sister, there’s always no actress that wants to go for it. I’m like, why not! They’re the best roles!”

I love this woman so fucking much.

Bby omg

(Source: jodiefosters)

We’re all going to be such messed up parents.

sodamnrelatable:

Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:

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Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.

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YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.

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Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.

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Music shall be your life. Rock out always!

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And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.

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VERY FUNNY CANNOT NOT REBLOG

OHMYGOD

omg that house

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i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

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degrassholes:

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

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penguinhumor:

“Did you finish your homework?”

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theclearlydope:

Pussy Magnet.
sarcasticboo:

Awwwwww. <3

sarcasticboo:

Awwwwww. <3

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jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

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best-of-funny:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

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